How to Get a Patch Blog

Intro for the Gentlemen:

I don't want to hear Mike Francesa's opinion of what happened in last night's ballgame. I want to hear Mike from down the street, the guy who watches the game religiously, who lives and dies by his team's performance. Well Mike, here's your chance:

Intro for the Ladies:

I don't want to watch Guy Fieri do anything. I'd rather read your favorite recipes and restaurant reviews, which you can share with the world by following a few easy steps:

1. Go to http://freehold.patch.com/blog/apply
2. Apply.
3. Wait approximately 4 seconds.
4. Editor will contact you and guide you through the rest.